Sperm ‘extraction machine’ invented for men who are too embarrassed to masturbate in hospitals

A company in China has manufactured a robot vagina for sperm extraction to assist sperm donors who are ashamed to masturbate in the hospital.

According to the firm, it comes complete with a massage pipe, variable speeds, pressure and temperature, as well as an adjustable height to meet the requirements of the end user.

This includes an ‘isolation pad’ to capture your deposit.

Speaking back in 2019 about the nifty piece of kit, Sanwe chairman Ding Guijiang said it would help a lot of people.

“This makes collecting sperm on the spot very difficult. Under such circumstances, in order to meet clinical demands, we invented this automatic sperm extractor equipment, which is also friendly to use.”

Discussing its likeness to a real vagina, Ding said: “In terms of temperature, wetness and amount of light, it is able to meet certain standards and simulate a vagina.

“Meanwhile, it can also replicate the physical movements of sexual intercourse by moving back and forth.

According to Li Siming, a doctor of Urological Consultation at Shanghai Pudong Hospital, dozens of his patients used the device every month.

He said: “This device is much more efficient than masturbation. But there are still some weaknesses, for instance it cannot exactly simulate the temperature and wetness of a vagina.

“Also, the device may not fit as well when compared to human beings. After all, it is made out of plastic and metal.”

That may or may not be used.

He said: “This device is much more efficient than masturbation. But there are still some weaknesses, for instance it cannot exactly simulate the temperature and wetness of a vagina.

“Also, the device may not fit as well when compared to human beings. After all, it is made out of plastic and metal.”

(LadBible)

 

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