Wakki News The weird is fun
This month is regarded as the month of love; many people express love in various ways this period. Some buy gifts why others just sit out with their partners and have a nice time out. No matter the strategy adopted, words are essential in making the feelings more realistic and appreciated.
Some people find it difficult to pick the right choice of words to express their feelings towards their partners. Well, if you’re searching for the right words to use this valentine period to let your partner know how you feel towards him or her, or how dear he or she is to you, don’t worry. Here’s a list of top 50 wacky love expressions compiled by a group of young Nigerians who feel that there are wacky ways to express affection towards a partner.
1. You are the only fufu in my cooler
2. You are the only meat in my soup
3. You are the only grass in my garden
4. You are the only roundabout in my pepper soup
5. You are the only pure water in my fridge
6. You are in only soap in my bathroom
7. You are the only underwear in my wardrobe
8. You are the only ogogoro in my bottle
9. You are the only kerosine in my stove
10. Anytime you’re sick, I will take your drugs for you
11. You are the stretch marks on my body
12. You are my monthly period
13. Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you, I only see you
14. I love you like cannibals love human flesh
15. My love for you burns stronger than urinary tract infection
16. I will always love the sound of your fart
17. You are the blood that runs through my veins
18. You are the D-Jay that makes my heart beat go kpokpodikpokpo
19. You are that purging feeling that messes up my whole day and makes me happy
20. You are like my indomie spice to me, without you no taste all in my life
21. You are the ukulele in my melody
22. You are the only detergent that washes away my sadness
23. If I’m a shark in the sea and you fall inside I’ll also love you
24. You are the only cancer I will never want to cure.
25. You are the bone of my skeleton
26. You are the meat in my soup
27. You the rat in my room I’ll never disturb
28. You are the snake in my jungle
29. You are the blood in my veins
30. You are the hot pot of jollof in my kitchen
31. You are the pepper in my pepper soup
32. You are the only mosquito in my net
33. You are the syrup on my pancakes
34. You are the icing on my cake
35. You are the chocolate on my ice cream
36. You are the sweet grapes in my wine
37. You are the Ham in my burger
38. You are the chicken to my chips
39. You are the spark to my fire
40. You are the laces to my sneakers
41. You are the bread to my butter
42. You are Amala to my ewedu
43. You are goatmeat to my pepper soup
44. You are cord to my charger head
45. Let me be your Keke for life, just ride me anytime
46. You are bolè to my groundnut
47. You are pillow to my bed
48. You are the toothpaste to my toothbrush
49. You are Sardine to my bread
50. You are the Egg to my indomie
51. I’m ready to live in a zoo for your love
52. I don’t mind being the Okada you can ride forever
53. You are the kuli kuli to my garri 54. You are the own-goal I desire
55. You are the mosquito I’ll want to bite me always
56. If you are a goal post, I’ll only score when you tell me to
57. You are the blades of my industrial fan
58. You are the police cell I always feel like relaxing in
59. Let me be the horn in your car
60. I’m ready to live in Afghanistan just to win your heart
Let us know your favorite quotes on the list.
Feel free to add yours to the list if it is wacky.
Lol. Nice work